haunted balloons

hi i have 12 haunted balloons sittin in my car now and im very scared when i drive alone cause someone might be sitting in the backseat and i might see it in the rearview mirror and freak out and crash the car just like how it is in the typical the-ring-the-wig jap shows aiyo scaryyyyyyyy boy i shall go throw it away eee.

god gave me sunspots for my birthday. how fun.

on the plus side he gave me lovable elf friends so that evens things out.

my birthday wish is to be a yellow yelling protesting feminist shooting down all men. may god grant my wish. Since i have nothing else to write because i have been staring at the screen for a good ten minutes probably because i have not blogged for a year resulting in me becoming introverted with nothing but a vacuum in my head im off. goodbye my babies im off to celebraaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

redStones

Mac is the Sweetest Person on Earth

thou she insults my nose takes ugly shots of me crops her face out and publicizes it refuses to be my lead dancer and yet betrays me and dances on the podium in front of a whole ship or sampan or whatever it is capitalizes on the clan's ability to irritate me and never lets me live a minute in peace when im with her doesn't let me touch even the steering wheel of her car cheats me of my minutes for all the songs ive sent her and continually tells me how much she would like to kill me.

mac might be the sweetest person on earth only if there were no human beings left on the planet.



nonetheless, shes still the apple of my eye.
i love you mackie.
if youre good i might upgrade you to a rubber duckie.
if youre not i might have to get that voodoo doll out again.